Shelter the Storm - Roof Repairs Founding Members Hoodie
WE BOUGHT A BUILDING. HELP US GUT IT. 🖤🛠️
The permanent home for the Haus of Rage & Ruin is officially locked in. But right now, we are sitting in an empty, raw shell that needs serious infrastructure work. To open our doors safely for first responders, healthcare workers, and creators, we need to completely overhaul the building's guts. No corporate backers—just pure community grit.
🛡️ The Founding Member Perk: 10% Off For Life
This hoodie is your permanent backstage pass to the new Haus. Wear your Founding Members Hoodie to any future session at our new permanent location and receive 10% off your booking. You helped build the space—you deserve to break things in it for less.
🪵 The Mission: Shelter the Storm
This is your heavy-duty contribution to the foundation drop. Our new home needs immediate roof repairs to seal out the elements and protect our recovery resources. Buying this $75 Hoodie directly funds the barrier protecting our sanctuary, keeping our future community and equipment completely dry. Buy a heavy layer to protect yourself from the cold, and you build the roof over our heads.
🚨 THE CATCH: This campaign is strictly capped. The exact moment our funding goals are met and our contractors are paid, this item will be taken down permanently. It will never be printed again.
4 Items. 3 Fixes. No Wasted Cash.
We’ve partnered with Printify to run this campaign as a print-on-demand drop. By printing only what you order, we eliminate overhead and waste zero cash on excess inventory. 100% of proceeds go directly to permits, parts, and contractors to fund the build:
The Complete Foundation Collection
🎟️ The Blueprint Pass Keychain ($400)
Gives you 1 Rage Session per month for 12 months. Not valid for group bookings.
Mandatory physical, in-person token required at the front desk to unlock entry.
Capped strictly at 15 slots total.
Damaged or broken keychains can be brought back into the Haus for a free replacement.
🧥 The Founding Members Hoodie ($75)
Funds our critical roof repairs.
Entitles you to 5% off individual sessions for life.
Must be worn to the session to redeem your discount. Not valid for group bookings.
👕 The Founding Members Tee ($50)
Funds our electrical grid overhaul.
Entitles you to 5% off individual sessions for life.
Must be worn to the session to redeem your discount. Not valid for group bookings.
🎽 The Founding Members Tank ($35)
Funds our brand new HVAC A/C condensers.
Entitles you to 5% off individual sessions for life.
Must be worn to the session to redeem your discount. Not valid for group bookings.
🧲 The Car Magnet ($15)
Direct building-fund micro-donation to secure our permanent home.
Carry the movement on your daily commute. (Does not include a session discount).
Garment Features & Visceral Design
This midweight hoodie carries a dark, visceral vibe—soft and sturdy against the chill while wearing an intricate, tattoo-style graphic that reads like a battle hymn. The front features a ghostly heart and pulse motif; the back unfolds into a circular crest with an eagle, filigree, and the words “Rage & Ruin,” all rendered in high-contrast monochrome. It settles into the body with dropped shoulders and a relaxed silhouette, moving with you like an armor-like layer.
Built for Comfort: Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric blend (mostly ring-spun cotton with polyester for durability). Features a 2-piece jersey-lined hood for structure and a roomy pouch pocket for small essentials.
Lived-In Fit: Dropped shoulders and a classic fit give it a broken-in, relaxed feel from the very first wear. Includes a tear-away label to minimize irritation.
Ethically Manufactured: OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified for sustainable manufacturing. Made in Fair Labor Association (FLA) and WRAP-partnered facilities.
Care Instructions:
Wash: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) on a gentle cycle.
Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach as needed.
Dry: Tumble dry on low heat.
Iron: Iron, steam, or dry on low heat.
Dryclean: Do not dryclean.
