Spread the Shift" (The Micro-Donation)

WE BOUGHT A BUILDING. HELP US LAY THE FOUNDATION. 🖤🛠️

The permanent home for the Haus of Rage & Ruin is officially locked in. But right now, we are sitting in an empty, raw shell that needs serious infrastructure work. To open our doors safely for first responders, healthcare workers, and creators, we need to completely overhaul the building's guts. No corporate backers—just pure community grit.

🧲 The Mission: Spread the Shift

The $15 Car Magnet is our entry-level, direct building-fund micro-donation. It is designed for anyone who wants to back the movement and carry the chaos on their daily commute. Stick it on your truck, car, gym locker, or toolbox. While this accessory does not include the session discount perk, 100% of the proceeds go directly toward the heavy-duty parts, permits, and labor our contractors need to secure our new physical home.

🚨 THE CATCH: This campaign is strictly capped. The exact moment our funding goals are met and our contractors are paid to complete the Electrical, HVAC, and Roof repairs, this collection will be taken down permanently. It will never be manufactured again.

4 Items. 3 Fixes. No Wasted Cash.

We’ve partnered with Printify to run this campaign as an on-demand drop. By producing only what you order, we eliminate overhead and waste zero cash on excess inventory. Every single dollar goes straight to work:

The Complete Foundation Collection

🎟️ The Blueprint Pass Keychain ($400)

Gives you 1 Rage Session per month for 12 months. Not valid for group bookings.

Mandatory physical, in-person token (keychain) required at the front desk to unlock entry.

Capped strictly at 15 slots total.

Damaged or broken keychains can be brought back into the Haus for a free replacement.

🧥 The Founding Members Hoodie ($75)

Funds our critical roof repairs.

Entitles you to 5% off individual sessions for life.

Must be worn to the session to redeem your discount. Not valid for group bookings.

👕 The Founding Members Tee ($50)

Funds our electrical grid overhaul.

Entitles you to 5% off individual sessions for life.

Must be worn to the session to redeem your discount. Not valid for group bookings.

🎽 The Founding Members Tank ($35)

Funds our brand new HVAC A/C condensers.

Entitles you to 5% off individual sessions for life.

Must be worn to the session to redeem your discount. Not valid for group bookings.

🧲 The Car Magnet ($15)

Direct building-fund micro-donation to secure our permanent home.

Carry the movement on your daily commute. (Does not include a session discount).

Product Features & Heavy-Duty Build

• High-Contrast Graphics: Features our signature monochrome brand imagery rendered in crisp, clean detail that stands out on any vehicle or metallic surface.

• Weather-Proof Durability: Made from premium magnetic material built to withstand high speeds, heavy rain, intense summer sun, and winter chills.

• Easy Application: Matte finish for a clean, rugged look. Easily removable and repositionable without leaving any sticky adhesive residue behind. [1]