Cool the Chaos -HVAC & A/C Condensers - Founding Members Tank Top

WE BOUGHT A BUILDING. HELP US GUT IT. 🖤🛠️

The permanent home for the Haus of Rage & Ruin is officially locked in. But right now, we are sitting in an empty, raw shell that needs serious infrastructure work. To open our doors safely for first responders, healthcare workers, and creators, we need to completely overhaul the building's guts. No corporate backers—just pure community grit.

🛡️ The Founding Member Perk: 10% Off For Life

This tank is your permanent backstage pass to the new Haus. Wear your Founding Members Tank to any future session at our new permanent location and receive 10% off your booking. You helped build the space—you deserve to break things in it for less.

❄️ The Mission: Cool the Chaos

Our new building currently has no climate control, and smash rooms get hot fast. We need brand new commercial HVAC A/C condensers. If you buy this $35 Tank Top to stay cool now, you're directly funding the air conditioning that will keep the entire community cool later.

🚨 THE CATCH: This campaign is strictly capped. The exact moment our funding goals are met and our contractors are paid, this item will be taken down permanently. It will never be printed again.

4 Items. 3 Fixes. No Wasted Cash.

We’ve partnered with Printify to run this campaign as a print-on-demand drop. By printing only what you order, we eliminate overhead and waste zero cash on excess inventory. 100% of proceeds go directly to permits, parts, and contractors to fund the build:

The Complete Foundation Collection

🎟️ The Blueprint Pass Keychain ($400)

Gives you 1 Rage Session per month for 12 months. Not valid for group bookings.

Mandatory physical, in-person token required at the front desk to unlock entry.

Capped strictly at 15 slots total.

Damaged or broken keychains can be brought back into the Haus for a free replacement.

🧥 The Founding Members Hoodie ($75)

Funds our critical roof repairs.

Entitles you to 5% off individual sessions for life.

Must be worn to the session to redeem your discount. Not valid for group bookings.

👕 The Founding Members Tee ($50)

Funds our electrical grid overhaul.

Entitles you to 5% off individual sessions for life.

Must be worn to the session to redeem your discount. Not valid for group bookings.

🎽 The Founding Members Tank ($35)

Funds our brand new HVAC A/C condensers.

Entitles you to 5% off individual sessions for life.

Must be worn to the session to redeem your discount. Not valid for group bookings.

🧲 The Car Magnet ($15)

Direct building-fund micro-donation to secure our permanent home.

Carry the movement on your daily commute. (Does not include a session discount).

Garment Features & Visual Attitude

A lightweight black tank with a bold, grayscale emblem that speaks to grit and devotion. The small chest motif and larger back seal combine old-school tattoo lines and heraldic imagery—a winged heart, crossed tools, and ornate scrollwork—so it reads like a worn band tee reimagined for warm nights and layered looks. The muted grayscale keeps the art front-and-center for anyone who likes music, vintage tattoo aesthetics, or handcrafted graphic work.

• Premium Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) delivers an airy, soft drape that is perfect for active wear, summer nights, or heavy layering.

• Clean Structure: Features a retail fit that runs true to size, reinforced with side seams and self-fabric binding for exceptionally clean edges.

• Tag-Free Comfort: Includes a tear-away label to prevent neck irritation and fully meets commercial flammability requirements.

Care Instructions:

• Wash: Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F).

• Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach as needed.

• Dry: Tumble dry on medium heat.

• Iron: Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat.

• Dryclean: Do not dryclean.